dress: H&M - tote: c/o Veritas - flatforms: Ebay - friendship bracelet: DIY - watch: Swatch - sunglasses: ASOS
I look like a total New York fauxhemian in this outfit. Yep, I just invented that word, I'm THAT creative. No wait, I just googled it and it already existed :( SCREW YOU INTERNET and your doucheoisie (I wish I had invented THAT word)
Anyway, I look like an urban hippie, the type that has a mini garden of herbs on their balcony, swears to use cloth diapers when they start popping out babies but still shops at H&M. The postmodern environmentalist! That's me alright. The only thing missing is a semi-snarky intellectual quote on the side of my tote (RHYMING LIKE A BOSS).
I know most of you think these shoes are ridic, but I think YOU are all ridic. These are rad and they make my legs look a mile long, end of. And you know you want to look like a fauxhemian like me.