Fauxhemian in Flatforms


dress: H&M - tote: c/o Veritas - flatforms: Ebay - friendship bracelet: DIY - watch: Swatch - sunglasses: ASOS


I look like a total New York fauxhemian in this outfit. Yep, I just invented that word, I'm THAT creative. No wait, I just googled it and it already existed :( SCREW YOU INTERNET and your doucheoisie (I wish I had invented THAT word)

Anyway, I look like an urban hippie, the type that has a mini garden of herbs on their balcony, swears to use cloth diapers when they start popping out babies but still shops at H&M. The postmodern environmentalist! That's me alright. The only thing missing is a semi-snarky intellectual quote on the side of my tote (RHYMING LIKE A BOSS).

I know most of you think these shoes are ridic, but I think YOU are all ridic. These are rad and they make my legs look a mile long, end of. And you know you want to look like a fauxhemian like me.

27 comments

  1. gurrl, you legs are ALREADY miles long. ugh so jealous. :)
    and i'm diggin this fauxhemian outfit. i love your tote too! so classic!
    xxx
    missing-lovebirds.blogspot.com

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  2. OOO Love the dress! And I esp love it paired with the converse creepers! I think those creepers are the shiz.


    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

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  3. i love these sneakers! cute dress!

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  4. Superzaligen outfit en tekst. ik lig altijd kriek als ik uw blogposts lees. Hoe heb je dat haar gedaan, ziet er wijs uit.

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  5. I don't think they make your legs look a mile long, I think yourrr leeegss ARE a mile long haha and that's a compliment :) and I'm so buying those sunnies, I think I love them I hope they look good on me (fingerss crossed). Cool outfit!

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  6. beste compliment ooit! ik euh heb het boven op mijn hoofd samengepakt en dan zowat gedraaid en vastgezet met schuifspeldjes, en dan een beetje opengetrokken tot het deze vorm had :D

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  7. don't deny the power of the platform! :D

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  8. Super cute dress!

    xo Jennifer

    http://seekingstyleblog.wordpress.com

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  9. I love this outfit, from the shoes to the dress to the bun <3

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  10. I used to have sneakers like those when i was in 5th grade... everyone made fun of me and called them frankenstein shoes... tell me why ALL the girls had them in 6th grade?! boo-yah! love em!

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  11. Haha, volgens mij pas ik wel een beetje in de fauxhemian categorie. OEPS! Milieu en ecologisch enzo, allemaal goed en wel, maar NIET AAN MIJN SHOPPING HABBITS KOMEN! Zo is dat.
    Ik ben al een beetje aan 't wennen aan uw flatforms trouwens!

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  12. MIJN MISSIE VOLBRACHT! En ik ben ook een fauxhemian hoor :D

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  13. You look faaaaaaaaab :) first thing I thought was "wow, long legs" :) love the trainers on this ensemble, super cute, perfect for summer. Enjoy the beach by the way xx

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  14. Hahaha :) normaal ben ik idd niet zo'n fan van de schoenen maar in deze outfit vind ik ze nog iets hebben. Pulling them off!

    brunetteblogging.com

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  15. I dont' know what happened to my previous post...whatever! I like your style darling, so I've decided to follow your blog with GFC, Pinterest, Facebook, twitter and Bloglovin'! It will be awesome if we keep in touch!
    ChicToChic
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    kisses,
    Marta

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  16. The flatforms are growing on me actually. Your legs do look even longer than usual. I can't resist a Spice Girls shoe either, not for long.

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  17. The shoes are fabulous ! Actually I've them for a long time on my wishlist.. and by seeing you wearing them I even want them more more more ! So not ridiculous at all..

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  19. I cannot tell you how much I adore your dress! Ah, it is absolutely perfect, and you look so beautiful! And I love the casual vibe with the flatforms. They're so cute! You always look so chic.
    Haha! Your rhyming. :D You're so cute.

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  20. You CRACK me up! I hope we can meet up if when I come to Belgium next summer. You are so hilarious! I swear I'm not creepy. You look cute as always!

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  21. Hahha die shoes zijn killer. En cloth diapers zijn gross. Oh en looking good btw;)

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  22. you look SUPER cute in flatforms. this has a really modernized 90s feel to it - remember when platforms were big? keds made flatforms back then like this (i had them to make me taller to be able to ride roller coasters). and i hate when i think i have this great idea and it exists...the worst!


    <3 katherine
    of corgis and cocktails

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  23. Dude I am digging those shoes! How much were they on Ebay? I want!

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  24. I think they were like 33€ inc shipping!

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  25. haha if you come over DO mssg me and we'll meet up! :D

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